And lo, it came to pass that the Son of Man did return to the earth in a form like unto a great and terrible giant. Verily, he rode upon a beast most fearsome: a shapeshifting tyrannosaurus of monstrous size and strength, its scales shining like unto precious metals.
The people of the earth did quake with fear at the sight of Him, for His countenance was terrible to behold, and His voice like the sound of many thunders. And He did speak, saying, "Behold, I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I am the Son of Man, returned in wrath to claim that which is rightfully mine."
And with Him came a great host of beings from beyond the stars, bearing wondrous weapons and devices of a technology beyond the ken of mortal man. Their eyes were like black saucers. And they did lay waste to the cities of the earth, and the armies of the nations were powerless before them. And so it was, for His power was absolute, and none could gainsay His will. And there was weeping and the gnashing of teeth.
• Classic fit unisex tee
• Tear away label
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• Premium T-Shirt: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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