Plants dreamed the animal kingdom into being. They wired the planet with oxygen, sweetness, color, and hallucinatory chemistry. Animals are consciousness pulled out of the soil.
Walking is what happens when plants decide to explore without leaving home. They taught flesh to hunger for sugar, to fall in love with fruit, to carry seeds, and to return them to the earth wrapped in fertilizer. Brains formed as pollen traps for meaning; myths bloomed as reproductive strategies; and humans emerged as the ultimate gardening machinery.
You'll receive a 100% combed and ring-spun, soft-feel cotton tee.
• Classic unisex fit
• Tear away label
• Runs true to size
• Premium T-Shirt: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Care Instructions: Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron.
➤ EARTH-FRIENDLY RECYCLED MATERIALS
We abide by some of the strictest EPA regulations in the world. Our dyes are environmentally friendly and Blue Sign approved. We use 7x less water than the average clothing manufacturer, Any water we do us is recycled. Excess fabric is recycled into a number of things like baby bibs or stuffing for upholstery. Let nothing go to waste!
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